Perhaps not the most useful Garmin910 review, but very amusing to me

This website has a "review" of the Garmin 910xt that I like to read way more than is reasonable. I'm very grateful that they have provided this info to the world because it amuses me so much. 
I'm afraid that the text might disappear from this transient internet, so I'm quoting them here:

If you like to channelize your potential by indulging in multiple sports then Garmin has come up with their best-till-date product Garmin 910xt for you. It is a striking widget that can help you to optimize your performance in cycling, running and swimming. With this exquisite range of attributes, it cannot possibly let you down.

Swimming is a great sport which works out all your major muscle groups, and thus brings out an overall well being, but what would be even better is if you could measure how well you are performing. The 910xt by Garmin is designed both for open water as well as pool swimming. There is a one button switch that shifts you from one sport to another.

As you pick swimming, it gives two basic options, Open Water or Laps. Based on the length of the pool, it provides seconds per length for that pool and gives you performance parameters such as strokes per length, time taken per 100 yards, tracks pace, distance, heart rate and elevation. Other swim metrics including swim stroke recognition, heart rate in beats per minute, distance, pool lengths, average, and zones, swim pace, swim interval time, stroke-per-length and stroke count also come in handy with this appliance.

Not only Garmin 910xt gives the ability to compare swim workouts but also has the ability to read Swim Golf (swolf) score to determine your proficiency by determining the time taken and the number of strokes taken per lap. Combination of a sturdy design and simple operations make it useful for water sports other than swimming too. Another good point for the swimmers, Garmin 910xt watch can also demonstrate graphical stats to for swim workouts.

To track Heart Rate under water, it gives you the liberty of measuring your distance without pressing the lap button each time, which of course is a hindrance in your swim activity. The lap button can be pressed to take a break, and resume later. An excellent feature is that it also keeps a track of switch between the stroke style, and it adjusts it automatically. If you opt for Open Water option, gadget comes forward with capacity of stroke distance over swim. While if you go for Pool setting, distance-per-stroke is computed for each lap.

Garmin 910xt is also compatible with ANT+™ power meters, like Vector™ and Garmin’s pedal-based devices. It does not only provide you with real time data so that you can see how well you are performing under water, but it also lets you transfer your data to satellite or to your personal computer so that you can set goals for yourself and then keep a track of how well you are achieving them on swim metrics.

Easy-to-read and sturdy look and feel combined with an easy-to-wear and carry wrist strap makes Garmin 910xt a favorite among swimmers. Also if you combine running and bicycling experience with swimming, it is an optimal device for you. Go for this versatile gadget and you would not regret it.

By Kathrine Switzer is an ardent cyclist and devoted writer. She is obsessed with high tech gadgets like Heart Rate Monitors, Bicycle Computers and related fitness apparatus. She would be delighted if you follow her writings on various fitness, health and technology blogs or simply on twitter @KathrineSwitzer

Thanks @KathrineSwitzer for putting these paragraphs out there! When a ride gets hard, I thank Garmin for helping me channelize my potential.